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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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