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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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