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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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