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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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