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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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