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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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