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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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