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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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