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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦
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