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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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