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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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