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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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