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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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