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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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