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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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