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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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