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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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