Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.