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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁
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