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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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