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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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