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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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