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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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