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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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