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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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