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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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