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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦
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