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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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