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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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