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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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