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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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