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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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