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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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