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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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