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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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