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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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