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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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