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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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