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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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