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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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