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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺
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