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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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