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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻
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