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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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