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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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