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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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