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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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