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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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