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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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