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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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