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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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